Have you ever gotten high off the Bifrost?

Like all the bloody time. Well, we use what we have sparingly now…since….one time the whole of Asgard got stoned…. Like before Thor bashed the shit out of it, we’d like scrape some rainbow off that bridge and rub that shit into our eyes.

WE WERE LITERALLY ZIPPING ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE.

Then Heimdall ratted on us and Odin got ANGRY. He wanted all the rainbow to himself.

It is a big whole fucking mess. Rainbow is bad business. Great fucking fun, just bad business.

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