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aomiarmster
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aomiarmster
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aomiarmster
Have you ever gotten high off the Bifrost?
Like all the bloody time. Well, we use what we have sparingly now…since….one time the whole of Asgard got stoned…. Like before Thor bashed the shit out of it, we’d like scrape some rainbow off that bridge and rub that shit into our eyes.
WE WERE LITERALLY ZIPPING ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE.
Then Heimdall ratted on us and Odin got ANGRY. He wanted all the rainbow to himself.
It is a big whole fucking mess. Rainbow is bad business. Great fucking fun, just bad business.
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aomiarmster
Anyone else find the Jotnar ( jotun= one giant. jotnar=group of giants.giants /frost giant ) kinky?
I was watching Laufey ontop of Odin while he was in Odinsleep….
KINKY.
WHO.. WHOO STRADDLES LIKE THAT?
kinky…
AND LOKI IN THE BACKGROUND…
kinky…
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aomiarmster
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aomiarmster
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aomiarmster
OH GOD GUYS
WE ARE DOOMED
MOTHERFUCKING DOOMED
GUYS HIDE EVERY THING HIDDLES HAS FOUND US
NO REGRETS.
NONE.
MAY MY LOVE SHINE. ; 0;
NO. HE MUST NOT KNOW.
OMG.
HY
HOLY SHIT TOM.
IS THIS REAL LIFE.
DON’T BE TROLLING US.
IS THS TRUE,.
I WILL ASK YOU QUESTIONS EVERYDAY.
we must find whoever made this lie and smite them
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aomiarmster
Had some strange visual about Loki…
like… he gets all the fangirls lined up against a wall…
then he runs down the line and smacks all our faces.
and we’re like .. “what the fuck?”
he starts hissing that violence cures stress.
fangirls giggle.
and he just fucking deadpans.
so the ovaries go “BUT BUT WE’LL DESTROY THINGS IN YOUR HONOUR!”
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aomiarmster
Surrounded by Slashers – I CAN’T FACE PALM ENOUGH. I DONT HAVE ENOUGH HANDS.
THAT SHIT IS CREEPY
STOP IT!
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aomiarmster
I was listening to Shot Down In Flames, a song from Silent Hill: Origins and it instantly reminded me of Loki
*facepalm*
STOP ALL THESE FEEEELS!!!
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